In today’s episode, DSP: brings us the sequel to his smash single, “TROLLS!”; bans a bunch of people; begs like a motherfucker (as usual); does not want to fight Mike Tyson; admits the only game he’s halfway decent at is Street Fighter II; and other stuff.
Some footage via the pig (due to Raw DSP temporarily taking an F) and the screenshots of chat are taken from Dark Dave’s Mirror.
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I've never seen someone squeeze so much money out of a small group of people so hard in my life, and it work.
I love how he blames someone being able to see his bank account balance as an excuse for why he pays his bills late.
Because being able to hear a robot voice reading off transactions forces our man Philip to pay his bills late.
He had money but it isn’t the money you give and remember he never pressures to tip
He really needs those JPEGs.
Can we please get a 'Thank you in advance ' compilation? Its really annoying how he sees his fans just piggy banks to fuel his addiction
Theres more aphrodite in next room… IM MARRIED STOOOPID. His fenale hating is really cringe
Identity theft caused late fees? Interesting. He's really trying to spin the situation
Any 25 dollar tip is oic idk why he tries to hide it now
My life may not be amazing, but at least I can take solace in the fact I'm not a pathetic beggar and a delusional manchild. Looking forward to seeing this man beg until old age when his liver is failing from all the gin nights.
Some heat from King Goken
"Grocery, eating out, pet supplies, misc."
That's nothing compared to the WWE bill dood!
“i lost a bunch of money to the charge backs” ~ dsp
What happened to the “fuck you buddy i am gonna win these charge backs, and keep your money idiot!”
Which is the truth and which is they lie phil?
I know the answer if you got hit with a charge back you lost it, but do you know phil?
He talks shit about ppl and then complains about chargebacks
Wait…I thought he said he wins all chargebacks and it never hurts him
then dont eat simple if you cant live within your means you pick your sacrifices cant believe hes ten years older than me but has no idea how to budget
DSP singing Backstreet Boys makes him come full circle as a lol cow
*Smallest Violin Playing*
Buying all these new crappy games for what?? That's why his dumbass broke now
Oh. What happened to "…overall best gamer in the country…" and "…he is old so probably go for his legs…"? No? probably because when asked for thoose words he would negate them and tried to convince wheelchairs that never happened. The funny part – besides the videos with his exact words they would fall for it. Remember, it's taken out of context.
If the trolls actually did move on like he wished, he'd have less than 100 viewers per stream and a chat consisting solely of Derich repeatedly asking stupid questions. He loves to bring up his "organic YouTube growth" but fails to realize those new members are trolls and their sock accounts subscribing just to mock him in his chat.
One of the funny parts about watching detractor videos is that inevitable cut when he’s beggin at low contributions and one edit later he’s almost as a goal. Even after all the leaks and doxing fellow pay pigs there is nothing you can do to stop these people from giving their income to the pig roach. “Oh well can’t change who you are i guess”
“I’ve gotta pay for all those games” you mean Kat pays for all those games and shares them with you cuz you spent all your money on doordash, booze and hulk hogan.
0:00 I feel like Phil thinks we have short-term memory loss so he would need to remind us with "I need help with Tips" ALL THE TIME…. xD
He needs that money, he really does. For WWE Champions, DoorDash, and Alcohol.
Nice, you used my quote on the thumbnail.
Man, is he getting the same money after the leaks?
I'm sick of him talking about charge backs, every "business" has losses and bad debts but why put that on the customer. He talks like it's the viewer's responsibility to make up for his loss
Why does he ban that one guy who said the tip link wasn't working? Even if he was fucking with him that's such an overreaction…
Listen to how going out to an $80 meal is literally a necessity to him. Wtf?
Chit heads here.
He paid late fees because he blew all of his money on mobile games, alcohol, and DoorDash. He experienced no actual identity theft beyond someone recording the telephone transaction history of DSP’s bank account. He only had $140 left in the account. I suppose he means he would have been able to scam more money from his audience had that leak not happened. But in reality, nothing would have changed had the leak not happened. Leak or no leak, he only had $140 in his account. He wouldn’t magically have more money if his “identity” wasn’t thieved.
I love this gold dust that comes up lately. He is so salty because of the leaks, OIC sperging on Kiwi Farms, and low khantributions, the only thing missing is if he were to play a difficult game with all of this, we would have prime pig entertainment.