Hades – Noobus Humanus

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I made my fiancee play Hades – and the results were surprising.

LORE DUMP
https://youtu.be/tpQZr3eT3KY

TWITTER
https://www.twitter.com/MontyZander

PATREON
https://www.patreon.com/montyzander

TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 – Introduction and Rules
00:02:05 – Zero to Hero
00:09:13 – Wonder Boy
00:19:33 – Rule#95 (Concentrate)
00:27:23 – Go the Distance

I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY RESIDENT EVIL
https://youtu.be/zScn6I6WnhU

I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S48hKzu1Ck0&list=PL-xqWDrbpVmQkXcnqnbO2WLLVbEl6afGi&ab_channel=MontyZander

I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY APEX LEGENDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zp91KszVk4&list=PL-xqWDrbpVmQkXcnqnbO2WLLVbEl6afGi&index=2&ab_channel=MontyZander

I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY ELDEN RING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcoTOVlDmXQ&list=PL-xqWDrbpVmQkXcnqnbO2WLLVbEl6afGi&index=4&ab_channel=MontyZander

GO THE DISTANCE (COVER)
Louis Dowdeswell – Go The Distance (Disney’s Hercules)| Trumpet Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYb_F4B-vGk&ab_channel=LouisDowdeswell

I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOVE (HEAVY METAL COVER)
Riffin 4 Dayz – I Won’t Say I’m in Love (Heavy Metal Cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEW5wURUQwk&ab_channel=Riffin%274Dayz

MUSIC (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)
1) Louis Dowdeswell – Go The Distance (Disney’s Hercules)| Trumpet Version – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYb_F4B-vGk&ab_channel=LouisDowdeswell
2) Hades OST – No Escape
3) Hades OST – Out of Tartarus
4) Hades OST – From Olympus
5) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – The Big Olive
6) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – Your Basic D.I.D
7) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – The Centaur’s Forest
8) Hades OST – The Painful Way
9) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – Options Menu
10) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – Passwords Menu
11) Riffin 4 Dayz – I Won’t Say I’m in Love (Heavy Metal Cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEW5wURUQwk&ab_channel=Riffin%274Dayz
12) Hades OST – Through Asphodel
13) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – Main Menu
14) Disney’s Hercules Action Game OST – Hero’s Gauntlet

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28 thoughts on “Hades – Noobus Humanus”

  1. “Can you really call her Noobus anymore?”

    Good question. I think the answer is yes. Here’s why 👇

    1 – To this day she still hasn’t actively sought out a game and played it to completion. Yes, even with Hades. She only plays a few hours of games for these videos.

    2 – Did you SEE the bit where she ran around looking for health when health was right there!?

    3 – Honestly at this point, I’m not changing the name of the series and saying “my fiancée” or “my wife” over and over is less fun! The day she stops being “Noobus” is the day these videos stop. Neither of us want that because we like making them!

    ALSO

    Roguelite recommendations (and Greek Mythology facts) below! 👇

    ALSO – I've been asked to flag that my future mrs knows that Megara and Megaera are two different people. She pointed it out but I cut it, and because of all the Hercules references she's worried she'll look silly. MY BAD.

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  2. Thanks for that. My spouse played this a lot and I, same as your fiancé love greek mythology and was always takes peeks and stuff. We watched a lot of your Noobus Humanus vids and liked them all but for this I was really grateful because I was already intrigued and now even more so. I completely get why your fiancé liked it. I played rogue likes before but this really does looks fun and I do think I'm gonna give it a try now.

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  4. NH completely missing that the fancy tiles on the ground are pressure pads (and repeatedly triggering the traps) coupled with you cracking up over it is one of the funniest things in this series to date, and I'm not wholly sure why.

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  7. I think we all love noobus for her noobusisms 🤷🤷 lol
    I've been watching lore dump on control this week pleeeeeeease can she try that next man, then Alan wake in preparation for Alan wake 2.
    I can only wish the gaming gods are listening to my prayers🙏
    May the fates smile on you noobus

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  14. She did better than my first trip to Asphodel. I idiotically dashed to the first raft in the hub area and missed. Being on my last life with 3hp after Meg, I panicked and died because I couldn't dash through the sigil part of the raft!

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  15. Something I always say about getting non-gamers into the hobby is you just need to find what suits their tastes or interests first. Even if a game is objectively easier than most games if it doesn't appeal to them it won't work. So her loving Greek mythology makes Hades a good call, especially since you could have turned on God Mode for her should she ever need it and want to play the game to completion. You usually see shows like this throwing their partner to the wolves in Soulslikes and such without trying to actually find what would jive with them.

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  23. This game is a 10/10 easily. And I’m Also working on getting my own wife into the game. I bought it on Steam for her, but I think the keyboard controls are messing with her. She plays a lot of SIMs and other life sim games; but otherwise doesn’t play many games. But this game is so damned good I just want her to experience it. So when I buy a controller for her to use on her PC I truly think she’ll get as addicted as I am to this game.

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