Thought the story went: Hades saw Persephone and thought she was beautiful. He went to his brother Zeus, Persephone’s dad because Greece, and said I’m lonely down there in Hell can I have her as a wife. Zeus: sure my literal bro. Hades: thanks (goes and gets the girl) Demeter: what’s that woodland creatures? My daughter is gone?!? 😢 Persephone: ok not happy about the kidnapping but this Hades guy is kind cute (first recorded occurrence of Stockholm syndrome) Zeus: why is the world dying? Demeter: if I’m sad, everyone be sad Zeus: shit Zeus: hey Hades, so she needs to go back upstairs now Persephone: nah I like it here, I go back up and mom will never let me leave Zeus: shit… ok I got this Zeus: hey Demeter, good news bad news Good news: I found your daughter! Demeter: yaaay! Bad news: she ate… like 6 pomegranates so now she has to spend 6 months in hell each yeah Demeter: wtf? Well at least I get to see her again
She got lucky. If it was Zeus who got her she would just be another victim or R@9e
Thought the story went: Hades saw Persephone and thought she was beautiful. He went to his brother Zeus, Persephone’s dad because Greece, and said I’m lonely down there in Hell can I have her as a wife. Zeus: sure my literal bro.
Hades: thanks (goes and gets the girl)
Demeter: what’s that woodland creatures? My daughter is gone?!? 😢
Persephone: ok not happy about the kidnapping but this Hades guy is kind cute (first recorded occurrence of Stockholm syndrome)
Zeus: why is the world dying?
Demeter: if I’m sad, everyone be sad
Zeus: shit
Zeus: hey Hades, so she needs to go back upstairs now
Persephone: nah I like it here, I go back up and mom will never let me leave
Zeus: shit… ok I got this
Zeus: hey Demeter, good news bad news
Good news: I found your daughter!
Demeter: yaaay!
Bad news: she ate… like 6 pomegranates so now she has to spend 6 months in hell each yeah
Demeter: wtf? Well at least I get to see her again