I mean I have 98 pound pitbull named smith who had a brother names Wesson so it was smith and Wesson and the are cute for the few seconds before they eat you
Not only does Cerberus roughly translate to Spot (which is adorable), Hades was also a loving and faithful husband to Persephone. And if you’re worried about the whole kidnapping thing don’t worry, it was planned out by the both of them. Besides, Zeus has done much, much, MUCH worse.
How Normal People See Hades: I am Hades Ruler Of The Underworld God Of Death How Hades actually is: This Is My 3 Headed Dog His Name Is Spot Isn’t He Cute
It's funny because everyone makes Hades out to be the big scary death god but in the actual lore, Persephone was like a million times more terrifying than him.
Hades the most humane and not dumb god who abuses his powers of a. Killing or b. Turning a mortal into animals because of either anger or jelousy (im looking at you Athena)
Hello hades i cant die
Did you know that Hades is actually a great guy, not evil.
So games (for example God of War) with hades in them has lied to you.
Him : and my three headed dog …
Me:*jamming my fist into the air* CERBERUS!
Him:spot
Me: 👁👄👁
I love that he knows this
Hades wasn't mean usually
I mean I have 98 pound pitbull named smith who had a brother names Wesson so it was smith and Wesson and the are cute for the few seconds before they eat you
Not only does Cerberus roughly translate to Spot (which is adorable), Hades was also a loving and faithful husband to Persephone. And if you’re worried about the whole kidnapping thing don’t worry, it was planned out by the both of them. Besides, Zeus has done much, much, MUCH worse.
Cerberus:
[happy wolf noises]
[happy wolf noises]
[happy wolf noises]
Someone draw Spot
Hades is a consummate professional, reasonable and sometime even generous, and just likes spending time with his wife and dog. Hades is a bro.
You're damn handsome, man!
Hades is just a man tired of his job. Thanatos does all the death part.
I agree he is really cute😚
Actually… hades wasnt a god of death, just the ruler of the underworld and god of those already dead. Thanatos was the god of death in that pantheon.
Literally only 1 part of this is accurate and it’s the cute dog part the rest is the worst version of the mythology made by the Christians
I want to boop all three of spots snoots
How Normal People See Hades: I am Hades Ruler Of The Underworld God Of Death
How Hades actually is: This Is My 3 Headed Dog His Name Is Spot Isn’t He Cute
Meanwhile Zues:
Hahaha no one can stop me from going to every lady
Even Hades wife
Fun fact hades isn’t a villain
He so cute 😂👌🏻
Ya hades is really nice
Here's something sad, Cerberus has 3 heads and hades only has 2 hands so whenever he pats their head, 1 will always be left out
Hades isn't evil he's actually one of the only Greek gods that isn't bad
I think he just makes every excuse to show us his nipples. Not that I mind 👀
Lore time
It's funny because everyone makes Hades out to be the big scary death god but in the actual lore, Persephone was like a million times more terrifying than him.
This made my day
hades is actually god of the dead, not death, he just rules over the ones who've passed
Hades the most humane and not dumb god who abuses his powers of a. Killing or b. Turning a mortal into animals because of either anger or jelousy (im looking at you Athena)
YES YOU SAID THE TRANSLATION LMAO
How strange that the ruler of the underworld is the least fucked up God out of all of them… and he's no fuckin saint
Hehehe, it's like fluffy
U see a jackal carrying one of his arms
Hades is like the 2nd best greek god #1 Hestia