Poseidon is like that cool uncle your dad barely talks about, but that spoils you a lot when he comes over, a bit too much in fact, yet he is still cool as hell even as you grow older
Poseidon is the uncle who always has money and is always traveling but nobody knows how he got it or where he's going And he always makes sure to spoil the hell out of you
Hes 100 the coolest uncle
Poseidon is like that cool uncle your dad barely talks about, but that spoils you a lot when he comes over, a bit too much in fact, yet he is still cool as hell even as you grow older
My boy
Imagine Zagreus was dating Artemis, the God's various reactions would be something to see
Poseidon is the uncle who always has money and is always traveling but nobody knows how he got it or where he's going
And he always makes sure to spoil the hell out of you