Hades 2 just had its first technical test and I could write literally anything here because you’re not gonna read it are you
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A-Apollo… Prebby…
I was listening. They are just Greek gods. They are natural and sexy.
and who cares
"Everyone is horny, and noone is listening" is very accurate to Greek mythology, to be fair
Me trying to hear what she was going to say about the devs. Her just assuming I'm a horny perv.
Still waiting on Hestia to show up 🙁
Other than Hephaestus, everyone was just hunky and sexy canonically. Especially Aphro.
I mean,,,,
Love the redesigns of the previous gods. Especially Artemis and Aphrodite
What's with the thing that covers the lower part of the screen? I can't see nether regions of those hot, hot gods.
Does this mean we get to romance EVERYONE in this game instead of just like 2 people?
Not as hot as you……
The game was fun but i couldnt engage with most fans about it, including my own friends, because they were all so horny about it. The only friend who wasnt bought it as their first switch game and found it so easy that i couldn't connect with them either lmao
Hey, you were in front of Hecate's abs, and that seems wrong of you.
… was Simone in this video? I can't remember.
who's the bigger god on the 5th image? asking for a friend
I’m ace, but I’m also an artist, so I wasn’t listening either and appreciating the designs
no.
same energy as "There are 50 people here and none of them are laughing" from the nothing forever streams
She has crazy eyes
Sorry. You were sayin'?
Unlikely.
Okay, listen. Are they hot? Yes. Am I gorny about it? Also yes. But does this comment have a point? Absolutely not.
Honey, they are literally GODS, and you START with the NAKED one, tf you think would happen 😂
honestly the redesigns feel much flatter and less dynamic than in hades 1
Artemis AND Apollo, oh me and my twin are so gonna be picking sides consistently. (I’m the older night owl who likes shooters, he’s a guitarist with conventionally attractive features.)
I can’t wait to see Dionysus’ redesign
HUMINA HUMINA AWOOGA HUBBA HUBBA BAZOIINGG BAZINGA CHOOO CHOOOO BABUM BABUM BABUM WHOA MAMA
We weren't okay when the first game came out, why would we be okay now
I’m sorry Simone, I’m both bisexual and WEAK.
ONG YOURE RIGHT I was 100% not listening. U caught me… 😔
Huh, strange. Usually Polygon uploads commentary videos and such but this is just pictures of Hades 2 characters set to jazz music.
Y'all ruined gaming.
Can you BLAME ME?! LOOK AT THEM!
Simone!🖤🖤
Supergiant heard there were still some non bi people and took it personally
"Hey, are we gonna be ok when hades 2 comes out?" No. Next question
Better enjoy it before the horny police shows up lol
Hey, I'm listening! But I'm also looking 👀
They know what they are doing and are correct for doing it
So its ok to be horny for Hades 2 because it fits a certain agenda, but it's not ok to be for Eve in Stellar Blade?
AAAAAAAAAAAH! I need this game. I NEED it
You’re Polygon, I thought this was something you weren’t ok with.
Supergiant knows how down bad the fanbase after the first game
Why this is not the reaction when stellar blade came out ?