I’m sure the shopkeeper is safe due to their unlikely yet unbreakable friendship. Alas, the gods remain fickle when it comes to the favoritism of mortals… This guy is definitely a personal when it comes to NPCs. Just like one of those iconic NPCs you get excited to see in-game because you like the character. Like my good friend Nazeem.
Oh and there’s a website now:
https://www.npcarchives.com
And there’s still one of these (I think):
https://discord.gg/8AHqDVY49m
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It's like if 50 Cent got hit on the head and he was an NPC in a GTA style sandbox like Goat Simulator.
he is right about this being hell, prove that I am wrong
You smell me dirty?
A button up over a button up…..perfect
The Devil sure does dress like he just left Sunday morning mass tho. Sus
That is the happiest looking normal dude I have seen in a while.
He is right though
I didn't know Hannibal Buress got addicted to Skooma
San Andres definitive edition
Dude started spitting dredric biblic teachings at the end
Ima zombie rn. I don’t play !
Every time I hear this music. I always want to do my skooma dance
Lord Hades is a charming reptilian. Member of the Illuminati. With his esoteric knowledge of Hell. And secret skooma recipes.
Good ol Hades, Lord of Fire, Keeper of the Gate: ya can always count on him to pick up some chips and a wrap at the cownah sto'
Hmm the satanic wink and a free Mason hand sign when talking about the devil. This guy has gone places on those drugs.
A rabid dog once bit this man but after three days of agonizing pain the dog finally died.
Urban Boomhauer
Rabies
True character development at the end when he says "ay, but look."
He got a button up shirt, and a button down shirt on!
🦧 are they speaking a nativ Redguard Tounge?
wut?
This guy gotta get an insta
The kindest necromancer and blood magician!
He’s a good soul
"I'm a zombie, already"
"I'm an alien"
"I'm the devil"
"This is hell"
This guy lives in the coolest dimension 24/7. I want to escape there.
bruh wearing 2 shirts
He ignited the campfire using nothing but Nirnroot
thats some good skooma
Do you know ima zohmbee right na? Knoimtalmbout? 🧟♂️
Whatever that dude is on, keep him on it. Lol he is so god damned happy
He is the only mortal being to return from apocrypha, though his mind is addled. The knowledge he bears is more than the psjic monks could dream of.
"i'm not black i'm Brown!"
After rushing through all 5 of his dialogue options, the only quest available seems to be: "Go to Hell".
SUP E!!!!!
His tales of medicine and restoration are truly great
He is a alien who cashes a social security check
Can anyone translate this ancient language? My speechcraft is not high enough.
People I usually see in comedy movies😂
If Hannibal brues and bill Cosby have a kid