Hades is the most honorable of the Gods. Everyone else on Olympus was a spoiled child bickering at siblings, having affairs, and just messing with other people. Hades was the responsible salaryman who clocked into work every day doing a necessary job that nobody wanted to do. He didn't mess with mortals. He was faithful to his wife. And while he may have been stern father to his son, he was always shown love.
So, Hades, you are the goat and death, while terrifying, is inevitable .
This goes for pretty much all cthonic gods. Thanatos (the myth one not the marvel one) gets shoved in a vase and tied up for taking a soul to the underworld upon her death, AND THAT IS HIS JOB HE IS A DEATH GOD.
xD And this is why Hades is the best of the big three, his brothers are just menaces to society in like… every conceivable way. Like Zeus literally had to try and hook Poseidon up with Amphitrite just to get his tantrums to stop burying cities…
Fun fact: Heracles, son of Zeus, is descended on his mothers side, for Perseus, also son of Zeus… meaning Zeus banged his, like, great x5 granddaughter to have Herc.
Hades, ares, and Hephaestus were pretty much the only gods who just wanted to do their jobs, everyone else was causing so many problems either due to jealousy, couldn’t keep it in their pants, boredom, or a mixture of all 3
Literally though Hades in myth is so different than his brothers he cares for the souls nobody cared about
Honestly can’t blame Disney hades wanting to overthrow his mess of a family
Hades is the most honorable of the Gods. Everyone else on Olympus was a spoiled child bickering at siblings, having affairs, and just messing with other people. Hades was the responsible salaryman who clocked into work every day doing a necessary job that nobody wanted to do. He didn't mess with mortals. He was faithful to his wife. And while he may have been stern father to his son, he was always shown love.
So, Hades, you are the goat and death, while terrifying, is inevitable .
At this point I just think Hades looks at hell not as a kingdom/domain but a job
Basically EPIC
Sadly……… you aint wrong.
And then Percy Jackson just kicks the door down surprise motherf*****!
Hades cant get no peace
Why are the bad gods in mythology usually the cool ones?
This is so accurate it’s sickening
And then Zeus bangs Persephone, HADES' WIFE
Hades: ZEUS, YOU SICK FREAK!
YEP! So glad you have discovered Greek mythology. It would’ve been better for everyone if Zeus HAD taken over.
In case it wasn’t obvious, Hades is the eldest brother.
"You're my uncle! Couldnt you pull some strings?"
Hades: "APPARENTLY I'M EVERYONES UNCLE, GET IN LINE."
Especially when they assigned Hades the damn job to begin with🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️.
We love Hades
More Mythology content please!
hades always gets a bad rap. he gets mixed with rhe devil and that aint his thung at all.
Greek Mythology in a nutshell.
All this needs is Hades getting up to find Cerberus for fuzz therapy.
I wish people would stop treating hades like a bad guy and start treating him like a tired dad with way to many kids
This goes for pretty much all cthonic gods. Thanatos (the myth one not the marvel one) gets shoved in a vase and tied up for taking a soul to the underworld upon her death, AND THAT IS HIS JOB HE IS A DEATH GOD.
We've ALL been lied to about who's the "hero" and who's the "villain" throughout time! As Winston Churchill said: "History is written by the victors."
Hades was the big brother of that entire family regardless of birth order
That’s pretty accurate
Me thinking of hades the game and knowing he’s literally said this at least once when having to deal with Theseus
that moment that in ancient Greece, at moment you could be victim to the Gods boredom and need for drama xD
And yet he's the villain somehow.
xD And this is why Hades is the best of the big three, his brothers are just menaces to society in like… every conceivable way. Like Zeus literally had to try and hook Poseidon up with Amphitrite just to get his tantrums to stop burying cities…
Fun fact: Heracles, son of Zeus, is descended on his mothers side, for Perseus, also son of Zeus… meaning Zeus banged his, like, great x5 granddaughter to have Herc.
Hilarious!
Hades needed a vacation. The poor god.
It's not even a business, it's a public service! So even less love for higher standards.
It says a lot that in Percy Jackson, the only god that didn't break his oath was Hades. Man said "I'm gonna keep it in my pants" and meant it.
The imagery of Hades slamming the top of a broom against the ceiling has not left my head for several hours
Hades, ares, and Hephaestus were pretty much the only gods who just wanted to do their jobs, everyone else was causing so many problems either due to jealousy, couldn’t keep it in their pants, boredom, or a mixture of all 3
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