Hades’ problem January 9, 2021 by The Mythology Guy Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn #mythology #greek #hades #persephone #cerberus #underworld #pet #dog #doggo #percyjackson #comedy source
Simple solution use your hands for the left and right heads and your head for the middle it works for me all the time I have 3 fur baby's who always want pets at the same time Reply
Well my friend you forgot that the form cerby has in mythology is only a defense mechanism he’s just a regular pit bull when he’s not in duty Reply
Heres an idea hade ask 3 of the head to come close to each other then you can use half otherhand to pet 2 heads at the same times its simple Reply
Wow this has to be the most tragic thing in Greek mythology. Especially after reading the lightning theif Reply
My solution to this problem is what I do when I am petting three dogs one gets head pats and kisses Reply
Hahaha… Ahahaha. XD I was fully expecting the story that he is pissed he was forced to live in the Underworld by Zeus. XD Reply
Does hades have a name for each head or is it just Cerberus. How does he talk to them individually. Reply
Your life Mr. Hades has not been fair and so has been anyone affiliated or allied themselves with ol' Thunder Pants. Reply
He should get like a third arm like just below his first two
Simple: put 2 of the heads REALLY close to each other
poor dogy🥺
Simple solution use your hands for the left and right heads and your head for the middle it works for me all the time I have 3 fur baby's who always want pets at the same time
Hades just cut someones arm off and put it on his chest
So just get a tail with magic or some shit idk I ain’t a Genius I’m a god dang imbecile
Well my friend you forgot that the form cerby has in mythology is only a defense mechanism he’s just a regular pit bull when he’s not in duty
Me Hades are on the same level here
Heres an idea hade ask 3 of the head to come close to each other then you can use half otherhand to pet 2 heads at the same times its simple
Didn't the gods have the ability to shapeshift? Couldn't he just grow another hand?
Rub the left and right head and bump heads with the middle one
A curse that not even the gods can bare it
Belly scratches
F
Pet 2, kiss one ez fix!!
Wow this has to be the most tragic thing in Greek mythology. Especially after reading the lightning theif
Just use your face
You pet two heads and rub your head against the last one
Then why not use your feet too
Pet two heads and kiss the other
Grow and extra hand NOW
The fact that he is bummed out cos he can't pet the three heads at the same time is lovable
My solution to this problem is what I do when I am petting three dogs one gets head pats and kisses
he can kiss the third one on the forehead
Why not grow another hand he can shapeshift right?
Hahaha… Ahahaha. XD I was fully expecting the story that he is pissed he was forced to live in the Underworld by Zeus. XD
OH the Humanity I would sacrifice my afterlife t o pat his third head
What depression really looks like
Kiss the head, who didn't get pet
Pet the left and right and snuggle the middle with your face
Does hades have a name for each head or is it just Cerberus. How does he talk to them individually.
Your life Mr. Hades has not been fair and so has been anyone affiliated or allied themselves with ol' Thunder Pants.
Pet the outer two with your hands and kiss the middle one
Yay a channel that treats hades right by not making him satan
Hades best emo bf
Oh poor poor Hades. I genuinely felt bad.
USE YOUR FOOT
OH FUCK NOW YOU MADE M E SAD TOO
You know that’s actually a real problem
A real problem that needs to be solved.
Let me introduce you to F E E T