Well its more the goat from Elysium, but the party didn’t know that…
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pc's were the real goats there lmao
You save that goat and be happy about it.
A small slime, in a boot, which they insisted I give context based roleplay for on occasion.
He should have rewarded them with goat favor of some kind, like a ring that lets them talk to goats or the ability to call up that goat occasionally or something
it's so sweet of them to do so
be happy goat friend, you can graze all you want now
This is literally something I'd do.
They should get a new ending where the goat was Athena in disguise an save them
Ok so I was kinda the problem player that got too attached in this story. My dragonborn paladin had a weakness for kobolds, she would try and recruit / kidnap them to basically be her children (basically "I am your mother now and I would die for you" kinda situation). I kinda based it off the fact dragonborn descend from dragons, dragons keep kobolds as kinda pets / kinda milita and mixed in a little maternal instincts. Tiamat, the diety she worshipped. Couldn't have helped that cocktail lmao
I played a undead psycho with memory loss and multiple personalities in a friend's game. I found a goat originally planned to eat it because I was a monster pc that needed flesh, but couldn't find the heart to eat it. Named it herbert took it around for 4 sessions. we went to a bazaar where a player was tricked into buying beans at a high price, saying they were good beans and that him and his mother loved the beans. Decided it was time to move on as a player. I sold him in the market, claiming he was a great goat for milk, deceptioned my way into 75 gold coins returned to my party and said. "look I turned my love into money, like the bean man."
My made up god would be very very happy
It's not about the grand scheme of things really, it's about small things like this, that made DND a pleasure to play
5e, Dragonheist. Nearing the end of the module, they have made it into the vault where the dragon is…
…only to notice that the adamantium doors to the vault are 20' tall, 10' wide each, and a foot thick, making them worth billions of gold pieces, outrageously more valuable than any treasure in the vault or reward for returning said treasure.
They spent the next hour trying to figure out how to remove the doors and transport them back to their inn and when they realized they couldn't do it at only 5th level, another hour developing a deal to present to Blackstaff on how to prevent these doors from wrecking the economy of Waterdeep while also getting an appropriate finder's fee.
While in a swamp, seeking a witch, I just happened to mention several of the local fauna. Toads, crows, etc. Well, my PCs became certain that the toads were all secret spies for the witch.
By the time they progressed to find the witch, they'd killed every toad they encountered. They questioned the witch about her frogs, and she answered, "I don't have any frogs. Those things are slimy and gross."
My PCs lost their minds at having wasted 40 minutes killing toads for no reason.
Should have made a goataur as a friendly npc for that
well there is your problem mount Celestina doesn't not lead to hades it leads to the 9 hells each a reflection of mount Celestina due to its construction for Amadeus and his legions to stem the tide of demons out of the abyss
I would have made it so that, at some point, the god of goats would show up to help them when they got lost.